The Salesman - 2nd place film in 48hr challenge

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:29 am

Hurrah! After a month of having it completed I can finally show you guys!

Has a longer production logo and longer credits than our actual entry, but the film remains the same (so any cr** bits can be blamed on that!). Our criteria was:

Name: The Salesman
Genre: Horror
Line of Dialogue: "Is that the best you can do?" (everyone had a different name/genre but everyone had the same line of dialogue to use)

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:43 am

Really really cool!! Almost thought it had a Naughty Soldiers tie in lol

UFProductions · Post by **UFProductions** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:46 am

"I- uh, I'm just here to sell you some shampoOoOoOooo...." Best. Line. EVER.

Bloody awsome, I can't even imagine what first place must've been like if that only earned you second. Great work, and absolutely hilarious. Great set too, what'd you do there?

film fanatic · Post by **film fanatic** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:47 am

Haha, I saw this before you posted it on here, Dave - BLOODY AWESOME.

Djokicko · Post by **Djokicko** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:22 am

Hahaha that rocked I really liked when the hunchback pulls the head of that guy
Best line:” What the f*** is wrong with you?" "I have perkiness you insensate bastard"
I was laughing so hard hahaha.

DarkElastic · Post by **DarkElastic** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:19 am

Great. Really good fun as always. But that may be why you didn't win, as it wasn't totally horror, it was more a spoof horror.

Considering that was made in 48 hours it was excellent. The crowning moment - head being ripped off normal bloke.

Well done boys.

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:56 am

UFProductions wrote:Bloody awsome, I can't even imagine what first place must've been like if that only earned you second. Great work, and absolutely hilarious. Great set too, what'd you do there?

It was great! The kinda film I'd have loved to make. One scene had a guy firing a nail gun in to a building site. People were falling off of sheds and stuff. Great!

The set was just a cellar that was full of wood for their fire. We used two red bulbs and two yellow bulbs. Makes all the difference. Will definately use coloured bulbs for a lot of our indoor stuff in the future. Read more about it in the production diary in my sig

DarkElastic wrote:Great. Really good fun as always. But that may be why you didn't win, as it wasn't totally horror, it was more a spoof horror.

The top film of the day was supposed to be a 'Drama' but was more spoof action!

Like they said in their rules, 'comedy goes a long way', or 'laughter is the best.....' ah I can't remember what they said, something about comedy will make for a much better film than something serious

Cheers guys for your comments anyhoo! I reward you with some outtakes

DarkElastic · Post by **DarkElastic** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:15 pm

Nice!!!

Good stuff.

film fanatic · Post by **film fanatic** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:25 pm

Ha, I saw the outtakes before you posted them too!

thenexthitchcock · Post by **thenexthitchcock** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:06 pm

Hi this is my first post, but I'm co-director of the Cupboard Of Doom that came 3rd in the 48 hour movie challenge. Just wanted to say I thought that your film The Salesman rocked. The whole thing was brilliant (for 48 hours especially). Those effects are quality too.

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:22 pm

Thanking you once again! Still having LOL's about the bench shot in your film

thenexthitchcock · Post by **thenexthitchcock** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:34 pm

That was me in the shot, I turned into the cupboard.

nigel101 · Post by **nigel101** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:46 am

reallyy gd, funny, "f*uk a duck" lol.
i cant belive this took only 48hours!

Magic-Man · Post by **Magic-Man** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:39 pm

really enjoyed it, as always, keep it up mate, and i look forward to watching your stuff in the future

ipon70 · Post by **ipon70** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:37 pm

Oh now that was funny....."ohhhhhhh F**K a Duck"....I love it... Good stuff keep it up.

Gyro · Post by **Gyro** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:45 pm

Psychotic on so many levels. I love it. Remember the test film I made for my new wide angle lens about a year and half ago titled "The Salesman"?

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:34 pm

Ha I do remember that very well! Forgot the name though until then

Cheers again guys!

JoshyGoTechno! · Post by **JoshyGoTechno!** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:27 am

hahaha i love that! you guys are too funny

Hope to see some new stuff soon!!

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:44 pm

Thanking ye!

Jperson · Post by **Jperson** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:55 pm

As usual un-attainably good, brilliant! What can I say, what am I supposed to say? Move to Hollywood and start to get rich quick. Like it, great effects. Great acting. Too good! You're by far the best filmmaker on this site, by far, no offence anyone, especially Grant and his lot with Udds, but you know...

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:43 pm

I love you.

But seriously, thanks a lot!

maj_barnes · Post by **maj_barnes** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:45 am

OMG! The parkensens (however you spell it) thing, I had to stop the movie. I fell down laughing so hard. The decap, I actually grabbed my neck it freaked me out so much.

I can't really find anything wrong with it! It was so good!!!!!!!!!

Jperson · Post by **Jperson** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:47 pm

Agree with the Maj

Mr.Anderson · Post by **Mr.Anderson** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:04 am

I have Parkinsins you insensitive s***.........thank you for making my week. lmao.

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:40 am

Was reading through old comments and realised I never gave it a final bump, so thought I'd give it a go to see what happens.

Hey I'm the moderator, I make the rulesnotreally.

Cheers again though guys

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