Toilet Paper Commercial

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:15 pm

We made this yesterday. It's what we think the message of all toilet paper ads should be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xcLCTHXoD4

freed · Post by **freed** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:39 pm

The image of you sittin' on the dumper will haunt me forever.

So what that Foley work, or did you really dush out a motherload ?

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:43 pm

Of course not. Although I am usually always willing to take one for the team.

Love your sig, even if's spelt wrong.

freed · Post by **freed** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:53 pm

Typo. Thanks for pointing it out snake eyes.

Bocca · Post by **Bocca** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:02 pm

hahaha, that is so random.

How do you come up with stuff like that?
and nice sound fx...:S

Mr.Anderson · Post by **Mr.Anderson** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:51 pm

haha. That was great. Thats why i pride myself on being part of this site, such dignified humor. I love it.

bloodymess · Post by **bloodymess** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:10 pm

heh, I didn't understand half what you said in it(you spoke a little too fast... see my sig!), but it was simple to guess what was going on! great work as always!

btw, I saw that on youtube you had sketches not on your website(transvestite dave, the hand of doom), why don't you put them on guksack? even though they aren't as funny as, say, desperate dan, they are quite good anyways!

Epsilon · Post by **Epsilon** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:24 pm

I like it... right to the point. Short and sweet.

A sexy girl would sell a lot more tissues...

film fanatic · Post by **film fanatic** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:09 am

He said:

'Andrew's (my name, funnily enough) toilet tissue is great for getting the chug-nuts out of the under-crack of my a***!'

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:31 am

"inner-crack"

Most people can't understand me anyway.

And yeah I have a few things on YouTube that aren't on Guksack. There's a bit of quality control on Guksack. A bit. The Arm of Doom was done 6 years ago and I think we've moved on a sliiight tad

I wouldn't know where to stick 'Transvestite Dave' on the website.

Cheers everyone!

Luteleigh · Post by **Luteleigh** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:40 am

lol ornsack. Beats the aussie commercials with dogs rolling around in the soft textures of the toilet paper.

Maybe you should put up some old stuff, its good to see where people started, SIProductions has stuff online from 10 years ago done on an analogue cam with a sony editing box - and its really dodgey.

Djokicko · Post by **Djokicko** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:02 am

Hahah that was really funey i love how you call it "chug-nuts" we here call them "Tarzancici" witch originaly got the name from "Tarzan The King of the Junge"(i think thats the full name),because they swing around on the hair from you butt-crack thats why they got that name.
Maybe you could make another one just a bit longer like a 30 sec comrecial,how he talks about the fine textures of the toalet papir and how he likes them so much that would be even funnyer

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:07 am

Luteleigh wrote:lol ornsack. Beats the aussie commercials with dogs rolling around in the soft textures of the toilet paper.

Maybe you should put up some old stuff, its good to see where people started, SIProductions has stuff online from 10 years ago done on an analogue cam with a sony editing box - and its really dodgey.

Yeah it came about when we were discussing how random it is using dogs in toilet paper ads. We probably get the same, or similar adverts.

There's a few more old things I might stick up on ye olde YouTube

bloodymess · Post by **bloodymess** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:33 am

it reminded me of a sketch I saw, once... it was a spoof of a brand of toilet paper called "cottonelle", in it, there was people saying how that toilet paper changed their lives and that it was thicker and softer than most(with a guy sayin that his paper don't stick to his hand anymore, will choing his hand stuck to a piece of soiled paper), and all this on a background of white kittens playing on the paper... at the end, it says "so soft you could make a mistake!" and a hand appeared on screen, took one of the kittens and disappeared. you heard a painful meowing, and the hand brought back the kitten, now entirely brown. funny stuff.

Kentertainment · Post by **Kentertainment** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:00 am

I left for the week then I come back to Ornsack stocking the pond with brown trout....disturbing. Actually before I saw this today I was looking at my toilet paper and I was wonder why they put pretty flowers on them because they're not going to be so pretty soon. Maybe it just gives the people something to do because toilet paper making is so boring....2 ply all the way!

Nba185 · Post by **Nba185** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:30 am

That freaks me lol. I think you should get a nicer looking toilet. :S

rhys · Post by **rhys** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:35 am

LOL! That was gross. I agree, australian toilate paper commercials suck, what the hell does a dog have to do with wiping ur a**?

freed · Post by **freed** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:54 pm

Everybody knows a dog is a s*** machine. It the perfect candidate for marketing.

Bocca · Post by **Bocca** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:07 pm

Kentertainment wrote:2 ply all the way!

2?! Doesn't it...break inconveniently?! 3Ply at least with several layers

And why do they now put scent on toilet paper? Its only going to get drastically overpowered

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:14 pm

Just got this message on YouTube -

how can ı see last toilet video unedited?where?(his dick?)

All his (I'm guessing it's a he) videos on his favourites involve people sat on the toilet and stuff. Freaky!

DEDFX · Post by **DEDFX** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:27 pm

thats messed up, send us his link!

Kentertainment · Post by **Kentertainment** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:58 pm

Bocca wrote:3Ply at least with several layers

There is a 3 ply!? Where have I been!?

Ornsack · Post by **Ornsack** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:42 am

This is getting weird. I'm on here now - http://www.toiletboiz.blogspot.com/

DEDFX · Post by **DEDFX** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:27 am

once again, that is messed up. I'd probably take it down or move it to putfile. If you read the messages at the bottom right you can tell people aren't watching your video for comedic purposes

Kentertainment · Post by **Kentertainment** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:55 pm

Well Ornsack you've become a sex symbol!

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