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Does everyone agree on these RULES

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:29 pm
by Mr.Anderson
The Format and Rules for:
The Zombie Genre
1.
ZOMBIES ARE SLOW MOVING –A. All Zombies are slow moving. This is because of the decay of their bodies and the stiffness it causes. Their bodies have become rigid, so in turn they can only move slowly. The ONLY exception to this rule, is a fresh zombie. Someone who has died and turned within the last few minutes. Since their body is still relatively fresh, no time to atrophy, they might have the ability to be slightly faster.
2.
ZOMBIES ARE UN-INTELLIGABLE –
A. ALL zombies are completely mindless. Therefore (and this is the mistake most film makers have been making) NO ZOMBIES CAN TALK. There is NO exception to this rule.
B. Similarly, there is no communication between the undead what so ever. No growls. No Hand signals. NO COMMUNICATION. (Even Romero made this mistake in “Land of the Deadâ€