MattHawkins Online - Film Making Forum

You make a good point, I mean the book makes a good point. I wonder who wrote that book and why they would...........?

If zombies are corroded wouldnt the keep corroding till they are all just heads laying on the ground? that would be awsome to go zombie stomping!!

the book was written by Max Brooks, and I presume he wrote it for the same reason as every other humor writer. That reason being that he had nothing better to do and/or wanted to make huge sums of cash money on it.

i would break their necks with my bare hands

the book was written by Max Brooks, and I presume he wrote it for the same reason as every other humor writer. That reason being that he had nothing better to do and/or wanted to make huge sums of cash money on it.

How big is this book??

well u could lure a zombie into ur house and skin him then where his skin like a suit so his zombie mates think ur there zombie friend then ur lyk invited to their zombie parties then u could frig em up one by one

272 Pages. Buy it, now.

The guy tottaly ganked my idea for "The Worst Case Scenario: Paranormal Editition" but thats alright

I like the MTL idea and throw CDs at 'em

Nail guns are cool. Rusty nails would be better. Maybe you could run a CD over something to create sharp edges and then throw it at a zombie like a discus? Takes a little time though, and with a zombie approaching me, I think I'd grab my CD player and chuck it at him. Then run.

Or maybe hot coffee. Grabbing utensils out of a drawer and throwing them?

been watching "Shaun of the Dead", eh?

GUYS, GUYS, Dont you realize? Violence never solved anythng. Lets sit down and have a nice chat with the "undead". I'm sure they can be very reasonoable. We just have to listen.

btw, I REALLY REALLY liked grants idea with the sex. I'd like to see that sometime...

Death by betatape

First, you smack them in the face with a shovel to knock them down.

Then you can

A) run them over with a rotortiller.



or

B) shred them with your choice of edge trimmer.


one circular blade


or three!


Or you can use one of those tools for cutting tree limbs:


You can also start up the lawn mower and throw it at them, bottoms up.

A) run them over with a rotortiller.

I fell out of my chair laughing at that one.

i've got an assortment of very blunt weapons that are excellent for any type of zombie movie. you've got the classic crowbar (zombie extermination weapon of choice according to the zombie survival guide), the rusty hammer, the heavy-duty sledgehammer (man that would be a great effect! having a fake zombie on the lawn and obliterating its head in with a sledge hammer and having blood and gore burst from it!), another classic, the axe, and i have a really cool gardening tool that looks quite deadly. it is a landscaping spade that looks exactly like this
I----D
the digging face is completely flat giving it a sort of axish/bladeish quality. and it works really well too!

(if you wnat to learn as much as you can about how a zombie works, and what to kill them with, and standard zombie protection, then i really suggest that you purchase a book called The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks)

I would do it Braindead style...i.e. LAWNMOWER!!

You should have someone wrestling a zombie in the second floor of their house and they win and throw it out of their window on to a neigbours garden and the neigbour happens to be mowing his lawn and doesn't notice the zombie...splisxhs! Yay, zombie brains! Yay!