MattHawkins Online - Film Making Forum

Well, in America, most people have three or four guns in their house; plus a Pawn and Gun or a Gun Shop on almost every cornor. So we always have a gun handy!

My dad has this insecticide sprayer, you could always hook a lighter up to the nozzle and cook the mofo.

what i would use to kill a zombie would obivously be a chainsaw...i love evil dead, but then weird ways to kill a zombie:

i would blend his head in a blender
slam his face onto a burning grill
cut off his arms and legs and beat him to death with them
pump him with drugs then when hese getting trippiy i would...shoot him8)
and last, crucify it....

This thread is getting emensly mor disgusting as we go on. Keep Up The Good Work!

Hummmmm... i think that i would use a machede to cut its head off then use a shotgun to blow his decayed guts all over the street corner and then take this head and play golf with it. Then... i would take oil, karasine, gas, bugspray then blow his undead body . Kinda odd how the human brain comes up with...

Yeah well, it wouldn't be that way around here - EVERYBODY owns a gun. And not just those pussy .22s, I'm talking 12 guage shotguns and assault rifles.

. We dont really own a gun. I mean, dont see why we'd need too. Unless... we really do get invaded by zombies... then im screwed

The closest thing Sky owns to a gun is a paint ball gun. And the closest thing to a gun I own is Sky's paintball gun. In the neighborhood we live in not many people have rifles handy.

so tru...

In my script for the (as of the moment unmade) ZOMBIE DEATH) someone gets their stomach chainsawed open, and then throttled with their own intestines. Someone gets a dessert spoon embedded in their forehead. Someone gets a beating with their own arm.

I think it's still in the Scripts section, go and read it. Now.

Because of the nature of our script we will mainly be using Mp5's, m16's, and sidearms(maybe tactical knives). Get out the magnum and aim for the head(best weapon in the resident evil 3.

what you guys should do is take PVC pipe and put barb wire in it, then shove it down the zombies throught, pull the PVC pipe out, then rip out the barb wire......

GRUESOME SCENE WARNING!!!

2 zombies, one about 5-6 feet behind the other one. YOu shove a shotgun in the closest zombies mouth and pull the trigger, thereby blowing the back of his head out. You then shove the shotgun forewared, working the action against it's jaw, and shoot the other one from range.

Hockey stick!!!

2nd_Recon wrote:GRUESOME SCENE WARNING!!!

2 zombies, one about 5-6 feet behind the other one. YOu shove a shotgun in the closest zombies mouth and pull the trigger, thereby blowing the back of his head out. You then shove the shotgun forewared, working the action against it's jaw, and shoot the other one from range.

Somthing just like this was done witht he vampires in From Dusk till dawn.

look at Peter Jackson's "Brain Dead" fpr inspiration lol

to kil a zombie, i would get the edge cutter from your shed or garage, stabb it into thezombies foot, obviously chop it off, watch him walk around with a stump then stab him in the eyes with a fork, pull both out, laugh a little, then chop his head off
this isn't going to happen because its just in my head but woo...

I don't see what's up with people torturing zombies - just shoot the sumbitches, don't waste time poking them with forks or swinging knives at them.

in my film im gona use a sword and cut its legs off, kick it down and stick the blade in its scull Groovy s***! and theres a sceen in a forest and its dark and we got them giant tourch candle do da thingys and again i cut its legs off but stick the tourch in its head, an i lovely!!! :devilfire:

s*** in my case ill just get a club like they did in shaun of the dead and bash the brains out of them, lol. ok now thats just kinda creepy

Assuming you're unarmed but are wearing some sturdy, steel-reinforced shoes . . . . get on something high and jump directly on the zombie's head. Their body cushions your fall, and your steel-toed and soled boots don't agree with their skulls too well.

Assuming you have a short knife, maybe a steak knife, slash the throat. Stick the knife through an eye. Come up from behind them and slice the spinal cord right below the base of the skull. Jab the knife up from under their mouth, through the mouth, hopefully into the brain.

If you've got a large knife, think machete style, decapitation works wonders. As does severing the closest limb and then going for the fatal blow. Chopping their bodies in two about at the waist works, again the sever-spinal-cord trick, stab through the face.

If you've got a shotgun, just blow their skulls to tiny pieces. If you've got a manual action .22, go for the headshots. Semi-auto rifle, still go for headshots. Full-auto, go for headshots, or start at the waist and let her rip! Blowing things apart with a nice full-auto is great.

OutcastJiob wrote:Assuming you're unarmed but are wearing some sturdy, steel-reinforced shoes . . . . get on something high and jump directly on the zombie's head. Their body cushions your fall, and your steel-toed and soled boots don't agree with their skulls too well.

Assuming you have a short knife, maybe a steak knife, slash the throat. Stick the knife through an eye. Come up from behind them and slice the spinal cord right below the base of the skull. Jab the knife up from under their mouth, through the mouth, hopefully into the brain.

If you've got a large knife, think machete style, decapitation works wonders. As does severing the closest limb and then going for the fatal blow. Chopping their bodies in two about at the waist works, again the sever-spinal-cord trick, stab through the face.

If you've got a shotgun, just blow their skulls to tiny pieces. If you've got a manual action .22, go for the headshots. Semi-auto rifle, still go for headshots. Full-auto, go for headshots, or start at the waist and let her rip! Blowing things apart with a nice full-auto is great.

Holy shite dude!!! that is some very crazy stuff. And the first one works for me because i wear steel toe boots!!! Lookout zombies!

Another idea based on something mentioned in another thread.

All the characters need have is a propane barbecue, garbage bages, and some firecrackers. Oh, and some duct tape and heavy items like rocks or bricks. Fill the garbage bag from the propane tank on the barbecue, tie it off, and duct-tape a brick or similar item to the bag for ease of throwing. Then duct-tape a firecracker to the bag with only the fuse exposed. Oops, you need a Zippo lighter too. Light the firecracker, hurl the "grenade-bag", and get behind something very fast. With any luck you have some severely scorched, and hopefully ignited zombies.

Just an application of one of the most basic pyro tricks.

Then you can always use an "improved" molotov cocktail: gasoline mixed with vaseline then poured into a glass bottle, which is then SEALED. Then a grease-soaked rage on the outside of the bottle. Light the rag, lob at zombie. And the sealing before throwing makes sure our zombie-killing friends don't get fried by the cocktail going off before it should be.

Obviously you can always just spray gasoline over them by with an air compressor, and then just give 'em a light.

Oh, and, um, these are strictly for in-story use in the films. I'm not recommending using this stuff as the basis for the effects.

Try the big guns!!!!!

you could knock a zombie down and grab it by the back of its head and slam its face into the corner of a table so hard that it caves its eye in, and if that bastard is still twitchin, sledge hammer to the head would give a nice Gallagher on watermelon effect