Battle Cruiser Massacre - Slice 1
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Battle Cruiser Massacre - Slice 1
Battle Cruiser Massacre - Slice 1
INT. PUB. NIGHT
a Chinese man, and a Jewish man are at the bar.
Chinese man
It's really bad the way those Muslims attacked America with those aeroplanes
Jewish man
That's no worse than the time you guys bombed Pearl Harbor.
Chinese man
You idiot that wasn't my people that was the Japanese!
Jewish man
Ahh Japanese, Chinese, same thing.
Chinese man
Whatever, it's still not as bad as time your people sank the Titanic
Jewish man
And I'm the idiot? That was a iceberg you moron!
Chinese man
Ahh iceberg, Goldberg, same thing.
A man sitting two places away looks up. He is the Avenger.
Avenger
Shut Up! Both of you, now
Chinese and Jewish man
(together)
f*** You!
BANG! BANG! Two quick shots are fired. The Chineseman and the Jewish man drop dead.
The Avenger gets up from his seat at the bar. With his pistol in his hand.
Avenger
Right everyone listen up. Its quite simple what I want, its information, not bullshit but information. As you have seen I’m prepared to shoot to kill anyone that either a) p*** me off or b) doesn’t give me the information I need. After I’ve finished speaking you’ve got 5 seconds before the first person gets killed, well actually the 3rd person. Here it is, “where can I find Victor Tanner?â€
INT. PUB. NIGHT
a Chinese man, and a Jewish man are at the bar.
Chinese man
It's really bad the way those Muslims attacked America with those aeroplanes
Jewish man
That's no worse than the time you guys bombed Pearl Harbor.
Chinese man
You idiot that wasn't my people that was the Japanese!
Jewish man
Ahh Japanese, Chinese, same thing.
Chinese man
Whatever, it's still not as bad as time your people sank the Titanic
Jewish man
And I'm the idiot? That was a iceberg you moron!
Chinese man
Ahh iceberg, Goldberg, same thing.
A man sitting two places away looks up. He is the Avenger.
Avenger
Shut Up! Both of you, now
Chinese and Jewish man
(together)
f*** You!
BANG! BANG! Two quick shots are fired. The Chineseman and the Jewish man drop dead.
The Avenger gets up from his seat at the bar. With his pistol in his hand.
Avenger
Right everyone listen up. Its quite simple what I want, its information, not bullshit but information. As you have seen I’m prepared to shoot to kill anyone that either a) p*** me off or b) doesn’t give me the information I need. After I’ve finished speaking you’ve got 5 seconds before the first person gets killed, well actually the 3rd person. Here it is, “where can I find Victor Tanner?â€
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Well, it doesn't seem like a very "politically correct" story anyways...
WW2 Reenacting:
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racismlukeprausnitz wrote:there is still no escuse for racism
n 1: the prejudice that members of one race are intrinsically superior to members of other races 2: discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of another race
No way is comedy racist, its just comedy and harmless to people with sense of humour.
Ive changed it for the people who love discrimination and don't like racial equality on here (The PC Crew).