Weaponry- from chainsaws and knives to handguns and miniguns

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You make a good point, I mean the book makes a good point. I wonder who wrote that book and why they would...........?
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If zombies are corroded wouldnt the keep corroding till they are all just heads laying on the ground? that would be awsome to go zombie stomping!!
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the book was written by Max Brooks, and I presume he wrote it for the same reason as every other humor writer. That reason being that he had nothing better to do and/or wanted to make huge sums of cash money on it.
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i would break their necks with my bare hands
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the book was written by Max Brooks, and I presume he wrote it for the same reason as every other humor writer. That reason being that he had nothing better to do and/or wanted to make huge sums of cash money on it.
How big is this book??
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well u could lure a zombie into ur house and skin him then where his skin like a suit so his zombie mates think ur there zombie friend then ur lyk invited to their zombie parties then u could frig em up one by one
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272 Pages. Buy it, now.
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The guy tottaly ganked my idea for "The Worst Case Scenario: Paranormal Editition" but thats alright
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I like the MTL idea and throw CDs at 'em
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Nail guns are cool. Rusty nails would be better. Maybe you could run a CD over something to create sharp edges and then throw it at a zombie like a discus? Takes a little time though, and with a zombie approaching me, I think I'd grab my CD player and chuck it at him. Then run.
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Or maybe hot coffee. Grabbing utensils out of a drawer and throwing them?
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been watching "Shaun of the Dead", eh?
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Post by F.F.F. »

GUYS, GUYS, Dont you realize? Violence never solved anythng. Lets sit down and have a nice chat with the "undead". I'm sure they can be very reasonoable. We just have to listen.

btw, I REALLY REALLY liked grants idea with the sex. I'd like to see that sometime...
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First, you smack them in the face with a shovel to knock them down.

Then you can

A) run them over with a rotortiller.

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or

B) shred them with your choice of edge trimmer.


one circular blade
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or three!
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Or you can use one of those tools for cutting tree limbs:
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You can also start up the lawn mower and throw it at them, bottoms up.
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A) run them over with a rotortiller.
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i've got an assortment of very blunt weapons that are excellent for any type of zombie movie. you've got the classic crowbar (zombie extermination weapon of choice :P according to the zombie survival guide), the rusty hammer, the heavy-duty sledgehammer (man that would be a great effect! having a fake zombie on the lawn and obliterating its head in with a sledge hammer and having blood and gore burst from it!), another classic, the axe, and i have a really cool gardening tool that looks quite deadly. it is a landscaping spade that looks exactly like this
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the digging face is completely flat giving it a sort of axish/bladeish quality. and it works really well too!

(if you wnat to learn as much as you can about how a zombie works, and what to kill them with, and standard zombie protection, then i really suggest that you purchase a book called The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks)
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I would do it Braindead style...i.e. LAWNMOWER!!
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You should have someone wrestling a zombie in the second floor of their house and they win and throw it out of their window on to a neigbours garden and the neigbour happens to be mowing his lawn and doesn't notice the zombie...splisxhs! Yay, zombie brains! Yay!
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