2 MINUTE script needed!

[brain.nz]

Hey guys,
I have a project that I'm working on at the moment but I just can't think of a storyline/script. It only has to be 2 minutes (max!) and my brief is:

- Include the line: "Your such a cottonmouth"
- A Frying Pan must be used somewhere in your film
- The theme is "Home"

That's it. All of that in 2 minutes. If you have some free time in your lunchbreak or something, it would be awesome if you could give me a few ideas.

Any suggestions or scripts would be appreciated! (Remember it's only 2 minutes!)

Cheers,
brain.nz

[brain.nz]

Hey guys,
The script doesn't HAVE to have "You're such a cottonmouth" in it. I'm open to any suggestions for a 2 minute video!

Cheers,
brain.nz

[chrisgreen]

Have a bit of slapstick comedy, when i read the word frying pan i immediatly thought that you could have some people beating the cr** out of each other with them. Kinda like the Monty Python "Fish" sketch but in doors, with frying pans. That wouldn't take amazingly long to write and wouldn't have much dialogue in it either which saves you time. I would give it a go, but i really am a bit busy at the moment.

[Djokicko]

Why dont you write your self it only has to be for 2 minuntes not 2 hours ,a director should be able to write hes own stuff

[brain.nz]

Lol cheers guys for your replies. I was thinking about maybe a burglary and it's like a build up while the burglars (there can be two) try to find the door and then once they break in through the door a frying pan comes flying down and whacks him in the head while he goes rolling down the stairs?

What do you think about that?

[Mr.Anderson]

I think you should do something like that. In the same way a commercial script would be. All build up, then a good punchline at the end. A joke, acted out.