URGENT:New Uses for No. 8 Wire

[brain.nz]

All right, this is it:

I need to make a 30 second advertisement (not very long!) about new uses for Number 8 wire. I don't want it to be all about fences lol, what I'm looking for are new, fresh looking and creative ways to use no. 8 wire.

Keep in mind that I only want this to be really short (approx. 30 seconds) and it maybe it could be funny but it doesn't have to be.

I have a deadline in 2 weeks which includes filming and editing. I know it's a weird brief but if you have any ideas, please PLEASE let me know about them. I'm open to all suggestions.

Cheers,
brain.nz

[Jimbobsquarepants]

whats number 8 for?

[film fanatic]

It's from New Zealand, I assume?

[Vor]

hmm....
kickass guitar string
clean mafia style kill
piano wire
wire sculptures
super strong teeth braces
stylish bracelets
handcuffs
home security system (barbed wire)
strong belt
halloween....costume?

haha....that's all i could think of....

[brain.nz]

Hey guys,
Thanks for your replies. Thanks Vor for your many ideas. Sorry I didn't know that Number 8 wire wasn't known worldwide.
For those of you who don't know what number 8 wire is, well it's basically just the wire they use to make electric fences on farms and stuff. It's not too thick, I would say about half the thickness of a network cable?

But yeah, if you've got anymore ideas I would love to hear about them. I'm going to try and start filming in a few days.

Cheers,
brain.nz

[OutcastJiob]

Electric shock applications for politicians who cause budget problems
Industrial-strength twist-ties
Improvised handcuffs

Is this supposed to be a 'serious' project, or an entertaining, aka, it's alright to say you can use No. 8 for completely absurd/laughable/downright inhumane things?

[brain.nz]

Is this supposed to be a 'serious' project, or an entertaining, aka, it's alright to say you can use No. 8 for completely absurd/laughable/downright inhumane things?

This is NOT a serious project. Lol I am looking for absolutely absurd and funny ideas!