New My Dog Kipper Script (Edited for weather conditions)

2nd_Recon · Post by **2nd_Recon** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 3:09 pm

I have edited my script to allow for current weather conditions. I need some advice on how to make this work.

I need some way to write snow in to the rest of the script.
(Nick runs out the door and down the street. He stops at the house two houses down, and knocks on the door. Burglar comes out)
Nick: (Eerily calm) Did you rob my house last night?
Burglar: Yea, I did.
Nick: Did you know that you killed my dog Kipper?
Burglar: UmmmmmÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ Oh yes! Sorry.
Nick: IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m here to get revenge on you.
Burglar: Ok. Try.
(Nick throws a few punches, but Burglar blocks all of them and kicks Nick off the porch.)
Nick: I will get revenge on you! Just you wait!
Burglar: Ok! IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll be here! Eating my Pop-Tarts!
(Nick runs off)
(Night, Inside. Nick is at is computer. He is on Google Search.)
Nick: LetÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s see. VengeanceÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ nothing. RevengeÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ noÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ Here we go! Ã¢â‚¬Å“How to get revenge on the guy who robbed your house and then killed your dog and beat you up in three free lessons! Ooo! I get a free cheeseburger when I sign up!
(Day, Japanese Garden. Nick is training to Rocky-type music. Then he throws something like a DBZ fireball and starts doing Karate. CUT TO: Burglar, sitting on the couch at home, watching T.V Eating Potato Chips and drinking a Coke. CUT TO: Nick, still training. Then, when he thinks heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s ready, he turns off the music, and runs down the street.)
(CUT TO: Nick, Running up the street to Burglars house. He knocks on the door again. The fight scene from before repeats itself, except this time, Nick gets up and fight back. The fight, moving back down the road, CUT TO: Nick and Burglar, Still fighting and moving down the road as passing motorists give them weird looks. Repeat from the last CUT TO: a few times, then CUT TO: Nick and Burglar, finally fighting down the road and into Nicks yard. CUT TO: long fistfight scene, then, Nick and Burglar pull out guns at the same moment. Burglars is sizably larger than Nicks. They stand in a face off. The Theme from Ã¢â‚¬Å“The Good, The Bad, and the UglyÃ¢â‚¬

foxwood · Post by **foxwood** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 4:47 pm

Well you could do the openning fight in the house, and for the part that is fillmed that seems to involve lots of fireballs, is it possable to re film, or you could have a line dubbed in, "I'm so hot with revenge that I melted the snow" or "Look at this contenutiy screw up" or "Weren't we just in snow?" "That won't save you!"

2nd_Recon · Post by **2nd_Recon** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 8:43 pm

ANOTHER ARRRRRGGGG!!!!!

MY CAMERA BROKE!!!!!!

It keeps eating tapes. I'm not sure if the footage we took is ruined or not, but they said it'll take about 2 weeks to repair. And the weather was perfect today!!!!

foxwood · Post by **foxwood** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 8:46 pm

Now that blows, but by the time you get the cam back, the weather might have gotten better, but probably not. You might just have to shevle Kipper, or just reshoot the little bit and do it in the snow.

2nd_Recon · Post by **2nd_Recon** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 9:54 pm

It just depends on the weather, and weather or not the footage was ruined... that cam was pretty new, too...

foxwood · Post by **foxwood** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 10:27 pm

Then it should still be under warrenty, take it back and demand nicely another.

2nd_Recon · Post by **2nd_Recon** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 11:13 pm

the warranty expired about a week ago... ARRRRRRRGGGG

Epsilon · Post by **Epsilon** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 7:44 am

2nd_Recon wrote:CUT TO: Foxwood having orgasm (JK)

I am not sure where you got this from, but it seems somewhat irrelevant to the story.

foxwood, you just may be the star of the show!

foxwood · Post by **foxwood** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:06 pm

I think I'll pass on that I don't do that kind of stuff on film.......Well not for what 2ed_recon is paying me, which is notihing.

2nd_Recon · Post by **2nd_Recon** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:11 pm

well, yea. I guess... Oh well. That wasn't goign to be actually in there, for all you idiots out there that thought it would

foxwood · Post by **foxwood** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:18 pm

its still fun to joke about.

film fanatic · Post by **film fanatic** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:18 pm

(Rubbing it in:)

Now really, that can't be all the story can it???

2nd_Recon · Post by **2nd_Recon** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:24 pm

NO SPOILERS! PLEASE!

film fanatic · Post by **film fanatic** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:31 pm

Relax! It's only a bit of fun!

What happens is *************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************dog.

2nd_Recon · Post by **2nd_Recon** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:34 pm

ALL THOSE ******s were secrets!!! I WILL DOUSE YOU WITH GASOLINE AND SET YOU AFLAME!!!

and where did teh word wrapping go?

Epsilon · Post by **Epsilon** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:46 am

Oh No!!!

Look what I have started! People are going to be set ablaze because of my silly pointing of a joke.

Shame on me!

2nd_Recon · Post by **2nd_Recon** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:58 pm

It isn't you, it's Film Fanatic, who saw some soilers to the stuff I didn't put in this scrut

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