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Post by F.F.F. » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:37 am

To be honest, I'm really not a fan of slapstick. I HATE the three stooges, but then again, who doesn't? But for some reason or another, I was compelled to right one. I was thinking of this as a sketch while writing it, which might explain some things. People tell me that I'm funny, but comedy just isn't my thing. I prefer Drama. I want to make people feel emotions that they couldn't get from just watching a clown prance around (no offence to any clowns), or Bob Sagot.

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Post by rhys » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:54 am

Because these things matter the most in movies, don't they?
YES! If your a male, your supposed to have a crutch!
Well I guess I'll just keep on nibbling, then
....eew! Your supposed to deny these things! Oh.... I don't care... if you like autofellatio... feel free to do it in your own privacy... that way it doesn't hurt our eyes.
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Post by elstongunn » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:17 am

check out the micallef pogram (not a typo) a tv show by a bloke named shaun micallef
theres a bit of his stuff on youtube but he does a skit almost exactly the same as this
hes pretty brilliant

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Post by F.F.F. » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:51 am

I watches some of their stuff. Very Funny. But I couldn't find the one like my script. Could you give us a link?

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Post by Zacatac927 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:29 pm

rhys wrote:
Because these things matter the most in movies, don't they?
YES! If your a male, your supposed to have a crutch!
Well I guess I'll just keep on nibbling, then
....eew! Your supposed to deny these things! Oh.... I don't care... if you like autofellatio... feel free to do it in your own privacy... that way it doesn't hurt our eyes.
crotch


and that rest is disgusting Rhys, not fit for a FILMMAKING forum... we don't want to know what you and you boyfriend do when the other's not around
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Post by Kentertainment » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:36 pm

Haha! This reminded me of Waynes World or Austin Powers...

FILLMORE
Yes...I mean-no!

As for the actual script, it seemed to me like a dumb blond type of joke you'd tell but you should still make it if that's what you want to do. I'm sure you could get a few laughs out of it.
Zacatac927 wrote:we don't want to know what you and you boyfriend do when the other's not around
I want to know. :shh: Don't tell.

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Post by Zacatac927 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:53 pm

Kentertainment wrote:
Zacatac927 wrote:we don't want to know what you and you boyfriend do when the other's not around
I want to know. :shh: Don't tell.
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Post by F.F.F. » Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:22 pm

Now! Thats enough with this AutoFerrari nonsense! Let's be gentlemen. And gentlemen do not suck themselves off!

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Post by Zacatac927 » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:43 pm

unless apparently, you are rhys
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Post by F.F.F. » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:54 pm

Fair enough.

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Post by rhys » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:49 am

we don't want to know what you and you boyfriend do when the other's not around
Twas not me who was, it was that other guy. And you cant do that to another person. Just cos i know about these disturbing things doesn't mean i practice them.
I want to know. Shush Don't tell.
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YOU LOOKED IT UP?????!!!!! WHY!
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Post by Kentertainment » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:13 am

rhys wrote:
I want to know. Shush Don't tell.
Kentertainement comes out of the closet, calmly and subtly, until a comment like this is said and he takes it all back, or blames it on something else.
I came out of the closet of actually making films that don't involve a person engaging in a fight or shooting the other for no apparent reason a while ago. Where were you?

By the way, this thread is getting off topic, and although I'm partially the cause, let's get it back on topic.

F.F.F. when do you plan on filming this? Or is this something you just wrote and want somebody to film?

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Post by Zacatac927 » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:44 pm

I do like this FFF i think i already gave a comment a while back, but its funny and short, caricatures kinda what computer techs have to deal with...

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I came out of the closet of actually making films that don't involve a person engaging in a fight or shooting the other for no apparent reason a while ago. Where were you?
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Post by rhys » Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:40 am

I came out of the closet of actually making films that don't involve a person engaging in a fight or shooting the other for no apparent reason a while ago. Where were you?
Smoking crack with your boyfriend. I make films with fighting and stuff in it cos its fun, if i want to make a movie with a storyline i will, but ill just fork around until i decide that i want to.
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