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by DarkElastic
Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:40 pm
Forum: Scripts
Topic: Who uses scripts?
Replies: 7
Views: 40349

Ornsack wrote:Depends what I'm doing really. 75% of the time we use a script. 20% of the time we'll use a step by step plan
What do you do with the other 5% - scratch your balls? :twisted:
by DarkElastic
Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:27 am
Forum: Members Films
Topic: Dark Legends: The Interviews
Replies: 5
Views: 5620

Well, the basic premise is that it is a Mocumentary that is made up of interviews. These interviews are with Legends of novels and cinema in their normal settings.
by DarkElastic
Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:39 pm
Forum: Members Films
Topic: Dark Legends: The Interviews
Replies: 5
Views: 5620

RE: Dark Legends: The Interviews

Does anyone have any comments, questions or recommendations, or should I just take it that - for a teaser - it couldn't be any better and explains everything as it should do?
by DarkElastic
Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:34 pm
Forum: Sound Effects
Topic: Night CLub Advice
Replies: 10
Views: 18386

RE: Re: Night CLub Advice

This is my advice just going off your thread title:

Don't go to Night Clubs, they are evil places! Filled with Banshees, witches, Ogres and Orks!!!

You've been warned!
by DarkElastic
Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:24 pm
Forum: Members Films
Topic: Dark Legends: The Interviews
Replies: 5
Views: 5620

Dark Legends: The Interviews

Hi everybody, Here is the Teaser Trailer for our next film Dark Legends. This will never be upgraded to a proper trailer as it would give too much away. http://www.orkneymoviegroup.co.uk/project_darklegends.html Also, please check out the Photographs. They are taken during filming and will be update...
by DarkElastic
Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:34 am
Forum: Scripts
Topic: My entry into the competition
Replies: 5
Views: 12974

That's why you need to practice doing that Rhys, instead of doing tests!
by DarkElastic
Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:45 pm
Forum: Members Websites
Topic: Links On My Site
Replies: 19
Views: 47164

Website - www.orkneymoviegroup.co.uk

Amateur films from the Orkney Isles.


All publicity is good publicity - Thanks.
by DarkElastic
Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:53 pm
Forum: Directing & Acting
Topic: Sex - (Ye' heard me, that's right, sex)
Replies: 39
Views: 112545

RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Sex - (Ye

Hahahahahahahaha - That's hilarious puje!

Hahahahahahahaha - Thats quite disturbing Jperson!
by DarkElastic
Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:17 pm
Forum: Scripts
Topic: Script Competition - Vote Now
Replies: 26
Views: 72656

Rhys, you tiny little germ, when you set up a Poll it asks you the duration of it. I must have inserted 6 instead of 7 days, my mistake. The Poll is over though! You weren't involved because you never entered a script - all be it you put it online but in the wrong place. Mong!!! You are a very optim...
by DarkElastic
Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:08 pm
Forum: Directing & Acting
Topic: Sex - (Ye' heard me, that's right, sex)
Replies: 39
Views: 112545

Re: RE: Re: RE: Sex - (Ye

Aiight, I'm going to actually help cos I'm nice like that. Get the actors to wear clothes, jump under a dooner like they are gonna go to sleep, then just get them to play around closely together kissing fairly often (thrusting looks fake somehow, and you generally wouldn't want to be TOO explicit)....
by DarkElastic
Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:57 pm
Forum: Scripts
Topic: Script Competition - Vote Now
Replies: 26
Views: 72656

Zac wins!!! The competition is closed? Its Friday... not Sunday... YOU LIED!!!! I also think your ignorant fathead DarkElastic, everyone else supported me :smile:. I said Saturday Rhys you mong!!! Whether anyone supported you or not (all of 2 people) the comp was closed to anyone! You need to start...
by DarkElastic
Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:37 pm
Forum: Scripts
Topic: Script Competition - Vote Now
Replies: 26
Views: 72656

RE: Script Competition - Vote Now

I can't see it anywhere. So sorry, maybe next time.
by DarkElastic
Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:35 pm
Forum: Directing & Acting
Topic: Sex - (Ye' heard me, that's right, sex)
Replies: 39
Views: 112545

RE: Sex - (Ye

Hahahahahahaha. Too true.
by DarkElastic
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:40 am
Forum: Members Films
Topic: New film, BLACKBIRD RISING
Replies: 12
Views: 13075

RE: New film, BLACKBIRD RISING

Hey Joe, that was very nice. It was fast, action packed and mysterious. Excellent for such a short film.

The actors were very good, great locations, great cinematography and excellent special effects blood spatter.

Well done. I give it 9.5 out of 10.
by DarkElastic
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:31 am
Forum: Directing & Acting
Topic: Sex - (Ye' heard me, that's right, sex)
Replies: 39
Views: 112545

Sex - (Ye' heard me, that's right, sex)

What I do is I make the woman a housewife, and when her husband is away she calls a workman out to fix her refrigerator. He turns up with a handlebar moustache and his large tool. She then comes on to him and they have loads, and loads of steamy sex with multiple positions. And I overlay the whole l...
by DarkElastic
Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:41 am
Forum: Scripts
Topic: Script Competition - Vote Now
Replies: 26
Views: 72656

RE: Script Competition - Vote Now

I am sorry Rhys, the competition has started. It wouldn't be fair on the people who got their scripts in on time, nor on yourself who would be imediately behind.

The vote ends on Saturday.
by DarkElastic
Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:42 pm
Forum: Members Films
Topic: Deadly Waters - First Zombie Movie (pics)
Replies: 50
Views: 90111

It was all looking nice, right up until they spoke in the boat, then two things happened: 1. The live sound kicked in that had major problems. 2. The bad acting. You look like you are really trying hard with this, so I would clamp down on these straight away. You look to have a nice enough set-up no...
by DarkElastic
Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:03 pm
Forum: Members Films
Topic: ice & styling trailer
Replies: 12
Views: 10769

Re: RE: ice & styling trailer

I could drive my hatchback, poop-brown, Chevy Metro on a freeway here and get the same effect. I agree, it needs something more. Also, there is nothing that showed us that this was filmed in different places. It could have been the same stretch of road for all we know. It needs some place signs/mon...
by DarkElastic
Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:14 pm
Forum: Scripts
Topic: Script Competition - Vote Now
Replies: 26
Views: 72656

RE: Script Competition - Vote Now

You can repost it, but it won't be able to join the competition as voting has already started, sorry.
by DarkElastic
Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:59 pm
Forum: Scripts
Topic: script voting
Replies: 3
Views: 12412

Re: RE: script voting

DEDFX wrote:
DarkElastic wrote:Just create a vote thread with a link back to the scripts, with the writer's names and Script titles.
Such as a poll?
Yea, just like this one smart a***!

viewtopic.php?p=140511#140511
by DarkElastic
Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:27 pm
Forum: Scripts
Topic: Script Competition - Vote Now
Replies: 26
Views: 72656

Script Competition - Vote Now

Please vote. The scripts are here:

viewtopic.php?t=10795

Thank you.

p.s. Good luck everyone who entered a script.
by DarkElastic
Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:12 pm
Forum: Scripts
Topic: script voting
Replies: 3
Views: 12412

RE: script voting

Just create a vote thread with a link back to the scripts, with the writer's names and Script titles.
by DarkElastic
Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:03 pm
Forum: Members Films
Topic: Women Fight Compilation
Replies: 12
Views: 9553

Rhys, you're wasting our time as well as your own! Come on, write a script, do storyboards, get some actors and do a film, please.

I don't think I can take anymore of your tests/compilations!
by DarkElastic
Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:58 pm
Forum: Members Films
Topic: ice & styling trailer
Replies: 12
Views: 10769

Re: RE: ice & styling trailer

Gyro wrote:
DarkElastic wrote:
Gyro wrote:Does "GB" stand for "Great Britain" or "George Bush"?
Tut tut tut. A typical Yank comment about somewhere else in the world!
It was a joke, tough guy.
Thanks :twisted:

Seriously though, only you Yanks would ellect a guy that like as your leader!
by DarkElastic
Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:44 pm
Forum: Members Films
Topic: ice & styling trailer
Replies: 12
Views: 10769

Re: RE: ice & styling trailer

Gyro wrote:Does "GB" stand for "Great Britain" or "George Bush"?
Tut tut tut. A typical Yank comment about somewhere else in the world!